If there was one gift god gave me
It’d be seeing through people or maybe just the truth in general. It’s awkward when I know what you’re telling me is bullshit and I don’t want to embarrass you, but why do you need to lie. I guess I come off as ditsy at times, but people seem to underestimate me. I know how a lot of things in this world work.I’m just a small girl,but don’t make me extremely...
being high around my mom, because she knows me too well and it’s such a buzzkill. I am peaceful. Don’t get in my way of me and the kitchen. Let’s watch brave heart. haha
I'm pretty much positive
That I need to get laid.I can’t explain what I’ve been feeling lately, but I think that could possibly bring up my spirits. Where are you hiding Mr- We can sleep together, not be together.. but you’re not a man whore and still appreciate the person I am. I swear we can listen to bone thugz all night and smoke a blunt of your weed after (I’ll roll it) Lets just be mature the...
You’d think I’d have a medical license..
On the first day, the rule is that innocent people will not be killed. On the...
I love Sunday
I don’t really plan on getting out of bed today. I feel like a man.. I’m not wearing a bra and I’m spending my whole sunday watching football. I think I’m starting to get use to being single. I really don’t care if I meet anyone right now, all I care about is the shit I’m doing, and this football season.
hardenedgeek asked: I'm amused by your Hawaii dream... do you have a case of the "closet jungle-fever"?